Hilarious tråd om å ikke ta hintet

[Knipetak]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/151z5j/male_redditors_what_hints_have_girls_given_you/?sort=top

I lol'd. Jeg er ikke helt uskyldig selv, men wow. Les StuporCollider sine poster i toppen

[dtn]

Haha, fy faen... Kommer til å bruke hele dagen der inne.

[DrEvil]

3am, I'm sleeping at a classmate's house, I'm on a mattress like 1dm below her bed. She proceeds to slip down, cuddle up really close and she says "Wanna wrestle?" "Sure!" I picked her up and threw her. I might be retarded.

[Lars GV]

Fet tråd, jeg stjal den hemningsløst til et blogginnlegg jeg

[Tjodleik]

Mye ... hm, interessant der, ja. Det verste er kanskje at jeg har gjort opptil flere brølere som kunne matchet de historiene der :p

[Femininist]

Har diskutert dette med ei venninne hele dagen, og konklusjonen er; kan det tolkes som et hint? Tolk det som et hint!

[Stemning]

Hm, jeg trooor jeg pleier(pleide) å skjønne hintene, problemet har alltid vært at jeg var for pingle til å ta styringen og gå for det.. The leaning in part is the mans job. 

[SpantaX]

Det blir ikke mye jobbing idag skjønner jeg! hahaha!

[TT82]

Smertefull lesning

[dtn]

At a party, I was sitting on a couch with two other girls. They start kissing a bit, like 10-15 seconds. Then the one on the end says "I love my friend's lips they are just so soft and great to kiss." I then excused myself thinking they wanted some privacy.

[Hopefull]

Det gjør vondt langt inn sjela

[Stylish]

Denne siden var helt sinnsykt bra. 

"At 14 at camp a girl told me she wanted to sleep with me, i took this literally. I sneaked out at night went to her room and lay beside her. Then she said she wants me to lay on top of her naked. I thought to myself "wtf, why? But i did it anyway. So there was i a 14 year old dumbass just laying on top of a naked chick wondering wtf i am doing. After about 10 min of silence, she's like "please get off, i can't breath" . So i left still confused out of my mind. I only found out a couple days later that she wanted to have sex. For years i couldn't forgive myself."

Hahahahhahahahahha

[--WTF?--]

Denne skilte seg ut (mine uthevninger):

Once upon a time I met a man at a reddit meet-up. I messaged him on Facebook and told him about a new restaurant by where I worked, 'never heard of it' they have really good and cheap Bloody Mary's, 'I don't like mixed drinks' oh, ok, ttyl.

Then I read a post on Reddit that was sooooo amazingly similar to this post and I realized he had no idea I was trying to ask him out for drinks.

So I contacted him again on Facebook, clarified that I was no longer in a relationship, and we set up 2 dates.

Got married in June.

...og litt lengre nede finner vi denne kommentaren:

I'm kinda tired of the stereotype of us being clueless.

How about women being unclear?

What sellyberry learned there was a lesson about just being open and direct instead of expecting someone to read her mind.

Hvis menn er elendige på å ta hint, så er kvinner elendige på å lese (og respektere) kontekst. Har opplevd noen episoder der jenter jeg i utgangspunktet likte har vært så respektløse at jeg ble skikkelig sint. (Forstyrre meg når jeg er på jobb etc.)